Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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