Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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