just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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