Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I could fuck to npr.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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