There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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