sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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