so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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