"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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