My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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