i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize