their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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