I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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