the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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