batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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