If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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