he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Who died my cat blue again?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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