ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm really busy with my period
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