If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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