Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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