My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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