He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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