Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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