hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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