you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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