Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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