We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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