Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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