omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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