That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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