i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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