Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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