:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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