Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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