So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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