you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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