Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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