And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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