Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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