But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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