It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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