just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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