doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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