I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Your penis caused this!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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