im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I will die if light touches me.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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