i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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