I want you more than these girls want KFC
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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