You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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