Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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