i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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