That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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