What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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